Sunday, February 25, 2007

Sharing a Hotel Bed with Evie

Genevieve is, shall we say, an active sleeper. I had a pearl show in Pennsylvania where Bruce and I traded sharing our bed with each daughter.

The first night, no one got to sleep before 12 am. Bruce had Evie that night and experienced what it was like to be 39 months pregnant as the only place Evie would go to sleep (thereby allowing the rest of us to sleep) was laying directly ontop of her father's belly. So, in his next life, Bruce now has the experience to come back as a pachyderm.

While Juliette is a calmer sleeper, she tends to occupy the center of the bed, thereby leaving you on the brink of the abyss of the hotel floor when you share with her.

Night two, Daddy had primed both girls for a switcheroo all day so Mumma got sandbagged after dinner.

Evie climbed into bed and became the Vetruvian man illustrated above. What Vetruvian lacks and Evie has is the three-dimensionality akin to the device they use to prepare astronauts for orbit.

Needless to say, Mumma probably won't make it all the way through the Academy awards tonight.

Go, Departed!!

Monday, February 19, 2007

The Perfect Storm - Why it is great to be a stay at home mom!

When I was a kid in Dalton, Massachusetts, we lived for sledding in the winter. I remember hoping against hope that our friends sons would take us sledding at the golf course on their six foot wooden toboggan knowing that those trips would mean lots of free rides for me (the littlest one) up the hill as well as down.

When we moved to New Hampshire, the best thing about living there were summers and winters. Summers because my best friend and I would bike between each other's houses and swim the summer away, and winters for ice skating and sledding.

Sledding was great quality in Epsom. There were huge hills where all of the kids would congregate. We would use hard plastic, flexible flyers and best of all, inner tubes. I sprained many ankles, jammed many fingers but every suicidal run was worth it.

It all came rushing back when Washington got an ice storm last week. Not any ice storm, The World's most perfect ice storm. Ever. There are four inches of solid ice on every outdoor surface and the temperatures have remained cold.

The first morning school was canceled, I went to Target at 9 am. All of the earlybirds had cleaned out the sled section but that did not deter me. I headed straight for the pool section and grabbed two double chambered, handled inner tubes, took them home and pretended they were a gift for the children.

Now, where to take a four year old and two year old sledding? A parking lot of course, with an evil pitch that was sure to be unplowed. Forget that there are wooden posts every three feet, worrying about that kind of obstacle is for amateurs.

The big girl was instantaneously hooked. The little girl feared her parents' reckless abandon a little more openly. We sledded and sledded. It was fantastic.

The next morning, I rustled everyone back into their outdoor clothes (thank you grandma for the snowpants!) and off we went. The bad news was the ice had hardened even more and shredded both tubes on the first run.

We went shopping and finally tracked down two flexible flyers and a traditional hard plastic. Definitely not the kamikaze rush of the inner tube, but suitable for our small companions. When we got home, Evie's temperature was almost 102, thereby dashing any sledding hope for that day.

Next day, fever.

Next day, birthday party.

Next day, church & pearl stuff.

Ahhh today. Sleds in hand, everyone headed out to the parking lot. There was a man doing single luge runs that were olympic quality.

We took the sleds down further, to the point of the wooden posts (lest you think we are irresponsible) and took off on hugely long sled runs. At first we would go the length of the hill plus the length of a soccer field, but by the end it was the hill and the length of two soccer fields.

On the way to the car, Juliette said "That was the best sledding ever." (Which, by the way, it was.) It was a glimpse of what it was like to experience perfection at 4 years old.

Tuesday, February 13, 2007

Auntie Heidi and Uncle Howard came to visit! Hooray!!

They took Juliette on a photo adventure - check out Juliette's photo blog for details!

http://juliettegoesclick.blogspot.com/

Wednesday, February 07, 2007

Monday, February 05, 2007

Hello Kitty

So, we rented our first (and last) Hello Kitty video.

First the positives - great Japanese pop music. It is reminiscent of the glory days of the techno pop boy bands of the 80's with just the right updating.

The negatives - squeaky Hello Kitty voice, just ripe for imitation if you happen to be four. Imitation is not a sincere form of flattery, instead it is a careful plot to take parents to their knees.

The disk was returned early under the cover of night to our local video and will not be mentioned again.