Back in the olden days before the web, when I had poison ivy I'd go to the drug store and get something somebody recommended.
Now I have poison ivy and I go to google and check home remedies.
Here is what I found.
1. Rub straight bleach on it.
2. Rub salt on it
3. Rub vicks vapo rub on it.
Tried the first two. No difference. If anything, I've ended up with bleach in my body (having been absorbed by the sores) in pain, and my poison ivy is spreading.
At what point does one become an idiot for using the internet as a resource? I fear I might have just crossed that line....