Dear big people--
We are adjusting to our new bowls here in the dining room and thought it time to send you a short note.
Now that we are past the infatuation stage of our relationship, we have just a couple of requests.
1. Please keep your hands out of our bowls.
2. Likewise, please keep flotsam and jetsam out of our bowls. This includes -- dead insects except mosquitos (flies leave a bitter aftertaste), all princess items (we have no use for disney), and finally leaves and plant debris - please remember we are carnivores.
3. No tapping on the glass - if you want to visit us, please just stick your face near the bowl, we promise to swim over and say hello.
4. Keep the big guy away -- we can sense he is not crazy about animals.
5. We can smell the desire for a cat in Juliette. Continue to say no to this request. Cats are our mortal enemies and we were here first.
Thanks for listening. Remember, our royalty checks are due the fifth of every month - spread the love and keep the money coming - or at least the dried worms.
Sincerely,
Lucie and Cutie
