Parenting has changed me-
I use way more exclamations!!!!
And have ethusiasm over strange things - e.g., look girls - A HORSE!!!!
I'm tickled over silly euphemisms - Juliette is calling tights "hosey pants".
And can survive on way less sleep than I thought possible. Five hours last night, the floor the night before that, the floor the night before that.... etc.
I've acquired classic new ways to threaten:
Withholding "no dessert for anyone who doesn't eat the offal I've prepared...."
I'm going to count to....
Etc.
And all of these things lead to a richer life where some days can last forever (and this isn't a good thing.), nights fly by in a few minutes and the years race on.
